I’m Back!

Wow it has been a long time since I have posted on this blog. Time flies.

There is a lot of excitement going on in the world of sex swings.

First off, I have been really wanting to use the Screamer Sex Swing outdoors. So with the removable straps or the dual hook option, you have the option of mounting the swing many different ways. They also have a over the beam mount strap that is used in things like cabins where there are exposed beams that you can hang your swing from.

So this got me thinking. why not hang the swing from a tree and have sex all primitive and tribal. I am having no luck with this. Despite my many attempts and excuses, my wife says no to that one. Something about the bugs….. whatever.

I told her, that makes no sense, how did people survive and reproduce for thousands of years before housing. Oh, and animals, you don’t see bear waiting do be indoors to reproduce. They find a good spot in the woods and go for it…. No luck.

Now as winter approaches, I think my chances are starting to run out. Maybe next year.

In other news, there is one brand of swing I have been trying to get my hands on for years. They never have wholesale policies or can not supply the quantities needed. Well now we have them. We are in the process of just buying the whole company so we can manufacture them the way we want and sell them where we want.

I am not going to tell the brand yet, but look for it in the next 3-5 months. We have a lot of work ahead of us redesigning the product, photo shoots, web design and more. It is a big project, but it will be well worth it for the swing lovers in the world.

If you are a guy and you read this, I have a special deal for you. Get your wife to call Screamer Sex Swings and have her tell them she agrees to have sex in the woods but she just needs a swing and I will make sure you can get $50 off your sex swing plus a free beam mount kit to hang it up. Of course this deal can not last forever, but I will make sure it last at least until summer of 2016 since winter is coming.

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